A Drugged Self-Portrait in a Car

While intoxicated, parked, sitting in my car, listening to some Iron & Wine, equipped with my handy-dandy Hipstamtic.

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Notes: Always be fashionable. Enjoy yourself.

Zen and the Art of Building a Dining Table

Some months ago, during the end days of 2011, I discovered this article. Since I moved to New Hampshire, I’ve been having these strong feelings to try new things. To self-actualize. And building a dining room table, I thought, would be a great project, and heck I needed one, anyway. I had to modify the designs a bit to make a smaller table. Regardless, it all felt daunting, and it took me a few days to get into the “build a table” mindset. And let me tell you, it is a very different state of mind than what I’m used to.

Before this, I never touched a table saw. Not even sure if I’ve handled a skill saw before. Never had shop class in high school. And while I was cutting the wood, if the cuts were ever slightly off, it was still a victorious day because I successfully didn’t cut my fingers off! I’ve already had suicide thoughts/day dreams/imaginings of tripping on something and my head fall straight into the table saw. *shake it off*

I have, now, a new, additional skill that will come handy for the coming apocalypse. If we need to take a break from all the running we’ll be doing, I can build us a table. I took photos of my progress.

Next skill: learn how to hunt

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Jesus for 2 Bucks

In a few hundred years …

I was drunk — really drunk. I was alone in a very special basement in Manchester. No one was around. It was dark and empty. I imagined I was hundreds of years in the future, walking around as if it was an archaeological site. And I was narrating the story, the times and tribulations, about the freedom fighters of yesteryear. This required a “Lord of the Rings-ish” voice, apparently. Hey, we do call New Hampshire, “the Shire.”

 

p.s. Most of it is gibberish and half sentences. Drunk, remember?

Plants. Squares. Transhumanism.

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The Republic of New Hampshire

At the New Hampshire House of Representatives, during the gay marriage repeal vote. Also, “government out of all marriages” is the correct answer.

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Kids, these Days

PLUR (peace, love, unity, respect)

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Shire Gay Dance Off